till doomsday since Mischa Barton started dating Cisco Adler.

till doomsday since Mischa Barton started dating Cisco Adler, who previously went gone out with Kimberly Stewart, Paris Hilton has been going around saying snarky things about Mischa; that's because Kim and Paris are BFF -- best friends forever. Paris on a level allegedly left Mischa so many mean phone messages Barton changed her number.

Still with me?

for a like reason now Mischa told the Mirror, in England, that Paris "seem to hate everyone around her age who is more fortunate Silly (rude canine word for female) She does steal people's boyfriends!"

Later Mischa said she was just joking, on the contrary I suppose Paris found that boyfriend-stealing business nice rich coming from Barton.

Paris then told the NY Daily of recent origins that "I don't even know the girl. I could care les It strike one as beings like she's the one trying to stir up a rivalry."

still Mary-Kate Olsen puts these sorts of catfights into perspective, telling wwwteenhollywoodcom she tenders to stay out of the celeb-society whirl: "I would actually not consider myself as being part of the horde although I am surrounded through it at times. It's excessively much like high school. Whether it's the popular gang or not, it's just that there's one gossip here or somebody's telling a lie above there. Ashley and I, we don't earn involved in it, I think we just like to listen to it. It's OK to hear about it as lengthy as it's not me."

Kate can't secure a break

Kate Mos exhausted a big long evening at London's trendy Cuckoo fraternity with Albert Hammond Jr., guitar player for the knocks reports the N.Y. Post. They left together, in a Land rambler But the next day Hammond was les than gallant: "Being with Kate was saturated and friendly," he told the the Daily Mirror. "She's a rather cold girl, and I had a merriment night, but I'm seeing someone"

That would be his fiancee, folk singer Cathy Pierce.

Kanye changes

his porn story

Hip-hopper Kanye West has issued a non-denial denial, as they used to say in the Nixon White House, about that repeat in Playboy, when he said he watches porn videos or Internet porn "at all times." His version now is that the commentarys were taken out of words immediately preceding [i]or[/i] following "You sit down with these [bad word] journalists, and the secondary you say what you think, they use it against you," West said.

Eva's fat and happy

Eva Longoria told The sunshine in England, she has gained a not many pounds lately, since she formed a domestic unit with San Antonio snags basketballer Tony Parker. "I think I'm putting forward weight because I'm in have affection for and I don't need to attempt any more," she said. There was no note from Tony, possibly because he was busy scoping abroad slimmer babes. Men are of the like kind pigs.

unless that's what you are

Teen queen Lindsay Lohan told Allure magazine that "I hate it when the community call me a teen queen"

Suppressing all memories of 'Glitter'

Mariah Carey has bravely decided to do another movie.

They couldn't give away tickets to 2001's "Glitter," level with free cranberry sauce and stuffing. "WiseGirls" was not a great deal better. But now she's signed to do an indy film, Variety reports. It's called "Tennessee" to leeward Daniels will produce.

He says Mariah is "perfect for the part" on the contrary then he's the guy who got Halle Berry to agree to a unclothed scene in "Monster's Ball," in like manner I think we can all descry where this is going.

Mariah plays a waitress searching for her estranged dad in the way that he can help save her baby brother, who has leukemia. She's 35

cite of the day

The NY Daily just discovereds quotes Steven Tyler of Aerosmith grumbling, in a modern rock-music documentary "All We Are Saying:"

"There was a time when our catalog was worth $24 million. Now it's worth like 12 cent Why? Because anybody can download anything onward the Internet. The only thing an artist today is worth is his happiness, integrity and hard tickets."

Giving attachment a bad name

I'm getting a bad feeling about Daniel Craig, the strange James Bond. First he got pair teeth kicked out doing a fight representation for the new movie, "Casino Royale." Then he got behind the wheel of 007's Aston Martin and couldn't drive it. He can't handle a manual gearshift.

I'm sorry, on the contrary there just haven't been any tolerable Bond movies since they ditched Sean Connery This fresh picture is starting to steam already.

Craig is 37

Did Madge's head scorn or what?

Madonna has reportedly stake up a new private company called Semtex Girls. She's not saying a word, in like manner far, about what this outfit will do or make. She already uses the mete to describe her three personal assistants.

"The Semtex Girl is a girl who is dynamic, a girl who detonates who doesn't know the meaning of 9 to 5 a girl who is unstoppable and who doesn't take no for an answer," she told www.contactmusic.com, "and has of the first grade taste. Guys can be Semtex Girls, too."

Wow Did she hit her head when she hurl down off that horse? Semtex is a Czech-made plastic explosive, beloved of terrorists -- and thriller writers -- everywhere. dutiful luck to Semtex Girls of any sex trying to get through an airport.

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